How many times did I say Bugger!
When I bumped into hundreds of cows squatting the road in the mountains. the bitumen is warm and there is nothing in the world that can make them move.
when a dog race in front of the bike....to catch a bus!
When I see the Virgin Mary locked up behind bars
Looking down the Col du Tourmalet
When I need to go to the toilet and cant find any because they are a rarity in France....if lucky, this is what you get, got to bring your own paper anyway....
